I recently picked up a red, 03 Evo

and need to figure out a name. Can be humorous or serious...right now it's red but in the future it might end up black. So there might be a name change at some point, haha
I tried searching before to see if there were any topics like this and nothing came up. What has everyone else named their Evo?
I've created a list so far. Tell me what you think or laugh at me for coming up with these ridiculous names, haha. Thanks!
Normal "people" names:
Mikaela
Skye
Skyla
Laura
Tracy
Mary
Tara
Adela
Japanese Names:
Kumiko (eternal beautiful child)
Shun (fast person)
Kazuma (one reality)
Akira (Bright)
Akane (deep red)
Hotaru (firefly)
WAPASHA
Gender: Masculine
Usage: Native American
Means "red leaf" in the Dakota language. This was the name of several Sioux chiefs.
PHOENIX
Gender: Masculine & Feminine
From the name of a beautiful immortal bird which appears in Egyptian and Greek mythology. After living for several centuries
in the Arabian desert, it would be consumed by fire and rise from its own ashes, with this cycle repeating every 500 years.
The name of the bird was derived from Greek meaning "dark red".
MILTIADES
Gender: Masculine
Usage: Ancient Greek
Derived from Greek (miltos) meaning "red earth". This was the name of the general who led the Greek forces to victory
against the Persians in the Battle of Marathon.