Is it bad if....

[ValdezeEvo]

....Your gf breaks up with you and your first thought is...so that means more money for the evo!!!

[JTizzle]

lol guess that relationship didn't mean SHIET!

[Evolvd]

You spent money on your girlfriend? Didn't you pay attention to the diet water postings?

[Joshsevo]

Geez, All that hard work we did to put those valuable notes down and he forgets. Those were man rules.

[ValdezeEvo]

Originally Posted by Joshsevo

Geez, All that hard work we did to put those valuable notes down and he forgets. Those were man rules.

Haha sorry I'm a n00b

[tobz]

Yea, I have 2 girlsfriends right now, an 03 blue evo, and good old handrey.

[ValdezeEvo]

Originally Posted by sdfontanini

Who needs a girlfriend when you've got Palmala Handerson?

Point well made lol she puts out easily too no date required.

[GGEvo1121]

My gf treats me well so i treat her well. That is why i am giving her a tint job and a new boost gauge this week. And by the end of the month, MBC, Fuel pump and a Tobz tune! Clearly i love her a lot

[brp]

you guys are killing me here. i realize everyone here loves their car but this might be too far! you guys need to get out and hit the bars or something. no date required, maybe a simple diet water as explained in other thread and if she is really playing hard to get then mix a little alcohol in the water and skeet skeet....

[brp]

what really works also is telling the chicks you dont drink. trust me they take that shit as a challenge! free drinks all night for you on her money.

no bullshit here i promise this will work, i actually didnt start drinking till last fall and i still use the "i dont drink" line when i go out

[GGEvo1121]

BRP, you act as if you think that because we dont have girlfriends that we are not getting any strange A$$. Please do not be mistaken

[Wicked E]

Originally Posted by GGEvo1121

BRP, you act as if you think that because we dont have girlfriends that we are not getting any strange A$$. Please do not be mistaken

I really don't want to know the meaning of "strange ass". I really hope you're not paying for that strange ass and it's not infecting you. Be sure to strap the snake...

Cheers-
E

[Joshsevo]

Ya I have guys calling....ahh I mean girls calling me all the time for stuff booty.


In all reality I really don't I have any girls/guys wanting me. My wife just yells at me in Polish about the broke ass Evo I have that has no power windows. so I cannont speak about Diet water or Pimpin.


I am lame...... so I will now part my car out.

[EVOXCO]

Due you even have any idea what she is saying when she is yelling at you in Polish?

[GGEvo1121]

haha, you have never seen Wedding Crashers?? "Get out there and get some strange ass". Come on man! Strange = Unfamiliar = Random = Get in Get off Get out, ya dig?