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Old 04-09-2008, 12:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Today must be a slow day on RMEVO

Cause there were no new posts. So I made this one to talk about anything. I will cpy and paste something in a few minutes that made me laugh yesterday.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ya its been slow at work the past few weeks so i check this to keep me occupied but there was nothing new
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Old 04-09-2008, 01:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lets here it josh!
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Old 04-09-2008, 02:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ok so i was on Evom yesterday when I called in cause I am deathly sick. so I was reading about this guy whos girl cheated on him with some cop. anyways about 17 pages into the thread some guys posts a story about this other guy that was suspicious baout his soon to be wife. So..well I will let you read the rest.

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it on his Tonight Show. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this
was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.



Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing the next morning. While most people would
have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?


Now wheather this is true or not I still think its funny. and this guy is now my new role model
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Old 04-09-2008, 02:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I lold .. you told this at hooters no? Good story.
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Old 04-09-2008, 02:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i just read this for the first time yesterday. so I have short term memory
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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haha thats funny but had to suck for that guy.
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That shiet is gangster......
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Old 04-11-2008, 11:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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hahahaha damn!


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