A Nun and a Priest decide to go on a golfing trip one day. So they grab their clubs and meet at the local holes to go a round or two.
The Nun shoots first nailing the ball right on the green.
"Great shot," Says the Priest.
The Priest now goes up to tee off and on the first ball hooks it left and it goes into a nearby street. Frustrated he says, "S#!T I missed!"
The Nun tells the Priest, "Please do not curse."
So they make their way to the second hole. Again the Nun hits a great shot, and the Priest once again shoots it far off the coarse losing it in a forest. Once again frustrated he says, "S#!T I missed!"
The Nun tells him this time, "Do not curse anymore or the clouds will come and the Lord will smite thee."
They continue onto the third hole...
Nun - Amazing shot, Priest; loses his 3rd tee shot in a row into a pond. Without thinking out of anger he again
says "S#!T I missed!"
Then out of nowhere, the clouds roll in and the thunder booms, and a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and nails the Nun dropping her to the ground dead.
Shortly after a booming voice follows saying "S#!T I missed!"
: I know lol